Evil Octopus...

Once upon a time there was an Evil Octopus, and being an Evil Octopus, it did what Evil Octopuses (Yes...I can say Octopuses as well as Octopi) do...try to sink your ship. They have their reasons as much as you have yours to not sink. Right or wrong is not contingent if you have a wooden ship or tentacles and suction cups.

​Evil Octopus

And you take
And you want
And you brake
And you eat
And you sway
And you grab
And you sink

But it's swell...even if you're from the depths of Hell
I wish you well...Il or Elle (He or She)​

And you lie
And you wrench
And you wrap
And you wrestle
And you nestle
And you trick
And you smile

​But it's swell...even if you're from the depths of Hell
I wish you well...Il or Elle (He or She)

If someone has to be the Evil Octopus, it might as well be you.​