I finished a new song for my "Los Feliz" EP today. It's called "Friends Fur Life", a story about a guy who wants to be more than friends with his girl friend, and they both happen to be into Furry Fandom. If you don't know what that is, I heartily encourage you to do some research. It's quite fascinating.

The music was inspired by 70's television like the "Rockford Files", "Charlie's Angels", and "Starsky and Hutch" with some contemporary twists. Having fun is the name of the game!

This also reminds me of when my Mom and Step-dad went out of town for the weekend and my stepbrother and me had found their porn and marijuana stash underneath our parents bathroom sink behind the tampons...or was the marijuana inside the tampon box...hmmm....something like that. Well that afternoon scarred me for life. I watched one of the worst porn's in porn history and it was my first porn. I can't tell you the title of it, but unfortunately I can tell you the plot. I only saw it the one time and it was when I was 13.

The plot goes like this...a Latin Dictator who looked an awful lot like Fidel Castro decided to poison the world's water supply that would make all men impotent. His evil plot to take over the world was succeeding, when the Alien Federation of the Universe finds out, and sends their most powerful agent, a hot momma with a laser inside her vagina. Needles to say, her, some midgets and snake, a giant frozen blue dong laser cannon and some battles and she saves the day. Please do not search out this film! You will be scarred for life! Especially is you smoked your parents stash of skunk weed. They never said anything about their missing supply...

*laughing*

Here's the link to the song if you wanna hear it. [soundcloud url="http://soundcloud.com/user1812704/friends-fur-life" params="show_comments=true&auto_play=false&color=ff7700" width="100%" height="81" ]

Here are the lyrics too:

Friends Fur Life

"No, no, no we're just friends!"

She laughed and pushed me away.

D-D-D-Don't call me sweet dear, don't call me nice

I don't have the nerve to say, to say that

I wanna be your lover.

I don't wanna be your friend.

"No, no, no!" You keep saying.

I'm tired of this game.

I'll put on this furry head for you honey,

I'll be your bear and you'll be my bunny.

I wanna be your lover.

I don't wanna be your friend.

I am weird...I know this. *grin*